Chapter 28 : A New Contract


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How to Invest in Index Funds: A Beginner’s Guide to Effortless Wealth-Building

Investing can feel like a maze of confusing options and risky bets—especially if you’re just starting out. But there’s one strategy that cuts through the noise with its simplicity, low cost, and proven results: index fund investing. If you’re searching for a beginner-friendly way to grow your wealth over time, index funds are your golden ticket. In this guide, we’ll explain what index funds are, why they’re perfect for beginners, and how to get started today—complete with trusted platforms where you can sign up. By the end, you’ll have a clear, actionable path to launch your investment journey.

What Are Index Funds?

Imagine owning a small piece of the entire stock market without having to pick individual stocks. That’s the magic of an index fund. It’s a type of mutual fund or exchange-traded fund (ETF) that mirrors a specific market index, like the S&P 500 or the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Instead of betting on one company, you’re investing in hundreds—like Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon—all at once. It’s less about chasing winners and more about riding the market’s natural growth.

Why Index Funds Are Perfect for Beginners

Index funds are the go-to choice for new investors, and here’s why:

  • Instant Diversification: One fund spreads your money across hundreds of companies, so a single stock’s stumble won’t derail your progress.
  • Low Fees: No need for expensive stock-picking experts—index funds keep costs down.
  • Set It and Forget It: No market expertise needed. Just invest and let time do the heavy lifting.
  • Proven Track Record: Studies show index funds often outperform actively managed funds, making them a reliable path to long-term wealth.

How to Start Investing in Index Funds: A 3-Step Guide

Ready to take control of your financial future? Follow these simple steps to begin your index fund journey.

Step 1: Choose a Brokerage Account

A brokerage account is your gateway to buying index funds. Think of it as your investment dashboard. Here are three top platforms perfect for beginners:

Pro Tip: Look for platforms with low fees, a variety of funds, and an easy-to-use interface. Most let you start with as little as $1!

Step 2: Pick the Right Index Fund

Once your account is set up, choose a fund that matches your goals:

  • S&P 500 Index Funds: Tracks the 500 largest U.S. companies (e.g., Vanguard’s VOO). Perfect for broad market exposure.
  • Total Stock Market Index Funds: Includes small, mid, and large-cap stocks (e.g., Schwab’s SWTSX). Maximum diversification.
  • International Index Funds: Invests globally (e.g., Fidelity’s FZILX). Adds worldwide balance.

Newbie Hack: Start with an S&P 500 or total market fund for simplicity and growth potential.

Step 3: Make Your First Investment

Now, it’s time to put your money to work:

  • Fund Your Account: Transfer as little as $1–$100 to get started.
  • Buy Your Fund: Search for your chosen fund (e.g., VOO at Vanguard) and hit “buy.”
  • Automate It: Set up automatic investments—like $50 a month—to grow your wealth effortlessly.

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Why Index Funds Are a Smart Choice

  • Lower Risk: Diversification cushions you from single-stock disasters.
  • Tax-Friendly: Fewer trades mean fewer taxable events.
  • Long-Term Gains: With the market’s historical 7–10% annual return, index funds are a retirement-building powerhouse.

Risks to Keep in Mind

No investment is bulletproof. Here’s what to watch:

  • Market Swings: When the market dips, so does your fund. But history shows it bounces back.
  • No Big Wins: You won’t beat the market—but for most, matching it is a win.

Tips for Index Fund Success

  • Invest Regularly: Use dollar-cost averaging to smooth out market highs and lows.
  • Diversify Further: Add international or bond funds as your portfolio grows.
  • Stay the Course: Don’t panic-sell during downturns. Long-term investors win by holding steady.

Real-Life Success Story: Sarah’s $240,000 Nest Egg

Meet Sarah, a 30-year-old teacher who invested $200 a month in an S&P 500 index fund. After 30 years, her $72,000 in contributions ballooned to over $240,000—thanks to the market’s average 7% return. No stock-picking, no stress—just consistent investing through platforms like Fidelity or Vanguard.

Start Your Investment Journey Today

Index funds are your beginner-friendly path to low-cost, reliable wealth-building. Sign up with a trusted brokerage like Vanguard, Fidelity, or Charles Schwab, pick a fund, and start with as little as $50 a month. The sooner you begin, the more time your money has to grow. Take that first step now—your future self will thank you!



The Homeless Camper Wants to Live Leisurely in a Dungeon ~Even Dangerous Deep-Layer Monsters Are Just Ingredients to Me~

“Ha!”

“Ei!”

“Gyaaah!”

The pig-like monster, the Orc Soldier, fell after receiving attacks from Kana and Runa. When you think of orcs, you might imagine large, strong, slow-moving creatures, but that’s the image of orcs in the lower levels. The Orc Soldiers, found in this floor, are a higher-tier species.

Compared to regular orcs, they are slimmer, but their strength is on par with that of orcs, and they move faster. Their movements are more refined, making them much more troublesome opponents than the typical orc. By the way, in even deeper levels, there are even higher-tier Orc Soldiers.

“Well then, let’s leave the dissection for later and move to that safe zone over there.”

“Yes, Mr. Beardball.”

“Roger that, Mr. Beard.”

We are currently on the 38th floor of the Omiya Dungeon. It’s been two weeks since I started appearing on their stream.

Kana and Runa come on my stream once a week, and I help them with their dungeon exploration. Today, we discovered a gate that leads from the 37th floor to the 38th, successfully updating their highest reached floor.

We moved to the 38th floor through the gate, explored the area a bit, and after several battles with monsters, we moved to the nearby safe zone.

“Phew~ Finally finished the dissections…”

“Runa, you’ve got blood all over your cheek.”

“Thanks, Onee-chan!”

We moved to the safe zone, and it seems like they just finished dissecting the monsters they’d defeated.

“Streams with cute girls are the best~ @MoonKnight”

“Yeah! I feel like my life just got extended by a year! @TantanTanukiGold”

“The listeners on this channel are mostly old guys, huh? @RootBeer”

“I won’t deny that. But hey, Beardball, at least help a little. @†Passerby Camper†”

Meanwhile, I was preparing food, setting up a table and chairs in the safe zone. Comments from the viewers watching my stream on the device on the table came in.

“I give advice, but my contract says I won’t lend a hand. Fighting monsters and dissection are up to you two.”

Once or twice a week, I have Kana and Runa appear on my stream. In exchange, I help them with advice while they’re exploring the dungeon, and I treat them to meals.

“Yes, it’s fine.”

“Yeah, we’ll handle our own business!”

It’s not that I’m being mean by not helping in battles or dissections. When I’m with them, I can help if something happens, but on other days, they explore together. If I kept helping, they’d become too dependent on me.

“It’ll take a little more time to finish cooking, so just wait a bit.”

“Yes. It smells really good.”

“Yeah, it really does smell great…”

For some reason, Runa is holding her stomach. Come to think of it, Runa’s stomach growled quite loudly once before.

“What’s on the menu today? Just watching is making me hungry. @WAKABA”

“I bet it’s going to be some crazy ingredients again… It’s fine, I’m not surprised by small things anymore! @RootBeer”

“That’s totally a flag, huh? Anyway, I’m logging off early. I won the lottery for the Roppongi Mall opening today! @TantanTanukiGold”

“Wow, lucky!”

“That’s amazing! I heard the odds were pretty low too!”

“Yeah, I didn’t think I’d actually win! I’m really looking forward to it. Ideally, I’d go on a date with Kana-chan and Runa-chan too! @TantanTanukiGold”

“Hey, old man. I’ll report you! @MoonKnight”

“TantanTanukiGold is still the same~ But going to the Roppongi Mall opening, that’s really something to envy. @WAKABA”

“…Is that Roppongi Mall really that amazing?”

“……………”

“Well, of course, he’d react like that… @†Passerby Camper†”

“Yeah, it’s short, but I know by now that this is how Beardball is. @RootBeer”

…Well, I wouldn’t know anything about what’s going on outside the dungeon.

“The Roppongi Mall is a huge complex commercial facility opening today, with a bunch of popular domestic brand stores and restaurants. Of course, there will be famous shops selling magic items, weapons, and armor for the dungeon too! I won’t enter the dungeon, but it’s going to be fun just watching. Oh, I’m wasting time explaining this to Beardball, so I’m logging off! @TantanTanukiGold”

“Later~ @MoonKnight”

“Later! Subtly dissing Beardball as usual, huh? @RootBeer”

I see, a large new commercial facility is opening.

It’s true, though, that it doesn’t concern me. While I used to frequent dungeon-related shops when I first started staying in the dungeon, now I only visit Yozakura’s shop.

At this point, the weapons and armor I make myself are stronger than anything I could buy at a shop. And at Yozakura’s shop, I only buy rice, seasonings, and daily necessities, not dungeon-related items.

“Alright, it’s done. Eat while it’s hot!”

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